The Kid Chip(a microchip developed just for kids)
The Kid Chip uses the latest bioelectrode technology to transmit bio-sensors to the brain. The core of the bioelectrode is a microchip commercially called the 'Kid Chip'. The Kid Chip inserts into a small bio-pack which is embedded just below the skin in a highly nerve sensitive area of the body, usually the face, and for aesthetic reasons typically in the upper nasal cavity. The bio-pack contains bio-chemical which when slowly released allows the bio-pack to naturally 'grow' sensory nodes into the existing nervous system through it's phage like interface.
The Phage Like Bio-Pack
The USB Bio-Pack connection point (the upper nasal cavity)
Our daughter Eva connected to the computer (this is so awesome!)The software is slightly expensive, but packages are available for families with multiple children. Subsequent children still receive good discounts even if not covered in the original package.
The coolest part of the system are the programs available. Our favorite is 'Clean The Table' but 'Sleep', 'Eat Everything On Your Plate', and 'Say, I'm Sorry' are also great! Other programs like 'Potty Trained', 'Don't lie', and 'Be Quiet' are also promising.
The Kid Chip program 'Clean The Table'
'Clean The Table' at work! (this program is our favorite)The program 'Share' was a good idea, but when they started sharing everything (including used TP) we realized that this one needed some help! The good news is that each software update comes with additional features and bug fixes.
The software is Apple based so it is fairly immune to viruses, but it doesn't work with Adobe programs.
All said, we highly recommend the Kid Chip for families who are interested in getting the most out of their children in every circumstance.
1 comment:
nathan - you're so weird. but you made me laugh. out loud. :)
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